Blunt Birthday Card
Blunt Birthday Card - Delightfully Rude Wishes
Some cats purr, Twat Cat growls. This hilariously blunt birthday card features a grumpy feline delivering the iconic message: “It’s your birthday? Here’s a card, now piss off!” - perfect for mates who love a healthy dose of sarcasm and sass with their celebration.
Product Details:
Product Type: Birthday Card
Sizes:
A6: 105 × 148 mm
A5: 148 × 210 mm
Media: Premium 300 gsm matte card stock (non-glare, premium feel)
Envelope: Included (plain white; to fit A6 or A5 ordered card)
Interior: "Happy Birthday! (No, there's no gift inside either)"
What you’ll love:
Personalise: Stick with the default greeting, pen your own sweet note, or leave it blank, totally up to you.
Features: Twat Cat’s gloriously rude birthday greeting, Ideal for mates who don’t take life (or birthdays) too seriously
Design: Eye-catching colourful “Happy Birthday” design
Sassy Humour: Guaranteed laugh for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humour
Series: Just one of our "Twat Cat" series cards! go take a look for the others!
Dispatch: Lovingly printed and shipped from the UK
Send a dash of delightfully rude comments with this Twat Cat card and her grumpy Birthday greetings!
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