Funny Age Related Birthday Card – “Eye Spy an Old Twat”
Hit the big 6-0 or any big 0-hhhh with humour and a touch of vintage sass. This cheeky personalised birthday card features a classic sepia photo with a woman peering through a mask – the perfect setup for the blunt and brilliant punchline. Ideal for friends or relatives who appreciate a good laugh (and don’t take life too seriously).
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Happy Birthday!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Vintage Masquerade Portrait: A sepia-era character peering through a handheld mask sets a playful, mysterious tone.
Bold Age Display: The example shows “60th Birthday” in sleek, modern type contrasts delightfully with the retro image.
Snarky Caption: “Eye spy an old twat” delivers the perfect mix of irreverent humour and affectionate teasing.
Minimalist Design: Crisp white border and clear black text ensure maximum readability and impact.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial and highlights every subtle shade without glare.
Size Flexibility: A6 for an intimate quip; A5 for a grander reveal.
Raise a mask in the example to sixty years with the “Eye Spy an Old Twat” card, where vintage elegance meets unapologetic harsh humour!
Birthday Card
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