Birthday Card
Birthday Card – Vintage Fart Detection
Catch them off guard with this cheeky “wet birthday fart” card, featuring a vintage portrait of a sceptical lady and a blunt caption that’s sure to crack them up. Perfect for the pal who finds fart jokes eternally funny (and let’s face it, who doesn’t?).
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Happy Birthday!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Vintage Portrait Focus: A sepia-toned, deadpan expression perfectly captures comic disbelief.
Bold, Blunt Caption: “Huh! Was that a wet birthday fart you just let rip?” delivers irreverent humour in one unforgettable line.
Minimalist Design: Clean white border and simple black text ensure the joke takes centre stage.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300 gsm stock feels substantial in hand and showcases every nuance without glare.
Size Flexibility: A6 for a discreet giggle; A5 for a louder reveal.
Surprise them with the “Vintage Fart Detection” card because every birthday needs a little cheeky surprise, even if it's a windy one!
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