Moody Vintage Birthday Card – “Doris Was Not Amused”
Give them a laugh (and maybe a gentle guilt trip) with this cheeky “Doris was not amused when she was told there would be no party!” card, featuring a vintage-style portrait and tongue-in-cheek caption on crisp stock. A hilarious nod to party expectations!
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Happy Birthday!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Vintage Portrait Focus: A sepia-toned likeness with a deadpan expression makes Doris’s displeasure hilariously relatable.
Witty Caption: “…was not amused when she was told there would be no party!” delivers the perfect balance of sass and humour.
Minimalist Design: Clean white border and bold black type keep the message front and centre.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial in hand and showcases every detail without glare.
Size Flexibility: A6 for a compact giggle; A5 for a grander reveal.
Let “Doris” do the roasting for you, this no-party punchline card is sure to get a knowing chuckle!
Birthday Card
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