Humorous Birthday Card – “Candles vs. Grey Pubes”
A hilariously cheeky birthday card that’s perfect for someone who loves a bit of naughty humour! Featuring a colourful cake topped with candles and the bold message: “May the candles on your birthday cake always outnumber your grey pubes!”, this card is ideal for friends with a great sense of humour (and maybe a few grey hairs).
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Happy Birthday"
What You’ll Love:
- Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank
Vibrant Cake Illustration: Two-tier drippy-frosting cake with multicoloured sprinkles and candles adds a festive pop.
Perfectly Timed Roast: The “grey pubes” punchline strikes the perfect balance of humour and surprise.
Contrasting Typography: Crisp serif text on top keeps the focus on the roast, while the illustration anchors the design.
Clean White Backdrop: Ensures maximum contrast and makes every colour and every word stand out.
Luxurious Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial in hand and showcases every hue without glare.
Size Options: A6 for a pocket-sized roast; A5 for a bolder statement.
Serve up birthday cheer (and a roast they won’t forget) with the “Grey Pubes Cake Roast” card, where every candle counts!
Humour Card
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