Humorous Birthday Card – “Nice Pair of Tits”
Perfect for bird lovers with a cheeky side! This hilarious birthday card features two cute blue tits and the line: “As it’s your birthday, I thought I’d show you my tits. Nice pair huh!” A funny and flirty card for friends, partners, or anyone who appreciates a good double entendre that’s sure to ruffle feathers, in a good way of course.
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "They're impressive...right?"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Playful Bird Illustration: Two bright, hand-painted tits perched side by side deliver the perfect visual pun.
Witty Birthday Copy: “As it’s your birthday, I thought I’d show you my tits. Nice pair huh!” guarantees big laughs.
Clean White Canvas: Keeps the focus on the humorous text and charming avian artwork.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300 gsm stock feels substantial and ensures every colour pops without glare.
- Size Versatility: A6 for an intimate gag; A5 for a bolder statement.
- Perfect for Friends with a Sense of Humour: Ideal for anyone who appreciates a clever pun and isn’t easily offended.
Give them the gift of laughter and a literal pair of tits on their birthday with this delightfully cheeky card!
Humour Card
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