Humour Card
Humorous Birthday Card – “Epic Vaginal Descent”
Celebrate the miracle of birth with this hilariously blunt humour birthday card! Featuring a cheeky message that reads, “Wishing you a fabulous day on the anniversary of your epic vaginal descent!”, this card is ideal for mates who love bold humour and aren’t shy about life’s real beginnings.
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Happy Birthday!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Bold, Irreverent Message: “Wishing you a fabulous day on the anniversary of your epic vaginal descent!” delivers maximum laughs and shock value.
Playful Bunting Illustration: Colourful “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” flags add a festive, celebratory touch that balances the cheekiness.
Clean White Canvas: Keeps the focus on the punchline and makes every letter pop.
Luxurious Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial in hand and showcases vivid colours without glare.
Size Flexibility: A6 for intimate roasting; A5 for a louder statement.
Mark their birthday remind them of their epic arrival with the “Epic Vaginal Descent Celebration” card that’s guaranteed to get a grin (or a blush!)
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