Humorous Birthday Card – Even Dickheads Deserve Cake and Presents
Some birthdays call for brutal honesty. This humorous birthday card says what you’re really thinking: “Even dickheads should get to celebrate their birthday with a cake and presents.” With bright birthday cake and gift illustrations on a colourful confetti background, it’s perfect for that loveable idiot in your life.
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Not you though, you just get this crap card. Enjoy!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Unapologetic Message: A hilarious, irreverent line that delivers maximum comedic impact and sets the tone from the first glance.
Festive Confetti Pattern: Multicoloured sprinkles and streamers cover the background, creating a celebratory vibe that contrasts delightfully with the roast.
Vibrant Cake & Presents Illustration: A three-tiered cake with candles and an assortment of brightly wrapped gifts anchors the design, reinforcing the birthday theme.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial in hand, resists glare, and makes colours pop.
Size Options: A6 for a compact roast; A5 for a bolder statement.
Perfect for Roasting Friends: A playful jab that’s ideal for close pals who appreciate snarky birthday humour.
Let your favourite “dickhead” know they’re still owed cake and presents no matter what!
Humour Card
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Please note: colours may look slightly different in print, depending on your viewing screen and lighting conditions. We always print in high quality with colour management controls, doing our very best to make sure your print looks just as good in real life as it does on screen when viewed.
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