New Baby Card – Nursing Home
Celebrate the arrival of a beautiful new bundle of joy... with a cheeky twist. This playful new baby card offers heartfelt congratulations followed by a hilarious reminder that the little one will someday be calling the shots – from choosing the nursing home to organising the funeral. It’s the perfect blend of sweet and sarcastic humour!
Product Details:
Product Details:
Product Type: Humour / New Baby Card
Sizes:
A6: 105 × 148 mm
A5: 148 × 210 mm
Media: Premium 300 gsm matte card stock (non-glare, premium feel)
Envelope: Included (plain white; to fit A6 or A5 ordered card)
Interior: "Congratulations"
What you’ll love:
Personalise: Stick with the default greeting, pen your own sweet note, or leave it blank, totally up to you.
Theme: Soft, neutral tones with adorable design details (tiny onesies, teddy, and rainbow)
Cheeky: A mix of sincerity and dark humour – ideal for new parents with a sense of humour
Versatile: Great for friends or family welcoming a new arrival
Design: Stylish design that’s still laugh-out-loud funny
Dispatch: Lovingly printed and shipped from the UK
Humour Card
Shipping is via Royal Mail.
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