Humour / Birthday Card – Absolutely Savage
Bright, bold, and absolutely brutal – this hilarious rainbow birthday card is made for friends who love no-filter banter. With a colourful striped background and the blunt message “Happy Birthday Twat”, it’s the perfect card to make them laugh (and maybe roll their eyes or thump you hard).
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Hope you have an okay-ish day"
What you’ll love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Design: Eye-catching design with colourful rainbow stripes with big bold black text
Clever Humour: Savage and funny – ideal for your cheeky family, friends and colleagues
Brutal but: Great for birthdays where sarcasm is the love language
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial, resists glare, and showcases every hue vividly.
Size Flexibility: A6 for pocket sized; A5 for a bolder statement.
Celebrate with humour, this “Absolutely Savage” card delivers birthday cheers and a friendly dig!
Humour Card
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