Birthday humour Card – Age Only Matters if you’re a cheese
This cheesy and cheeky birthday card is perfect for anyone embracing their age with a laugh! Featuring a wedge of vintage cheese and the hilarious line “Age only matters if you're a cheese… (unless it’s on your knob!)”, it’s a brilliant pick for friends with a sharp sense of humour.
 
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Happy Birthday"
 
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Bold Cheese Illustration: A stylized wedge of vintage cheese surrounded by polka-dot “holes” sets a fun, appetizing focal point.
Witty Cheese Pun: “Age only matters if you’re a cheese - Vintage cheese is good cheese. (Unless it’s on your knob!)” guarantees smiles and groans.
Warm Monochrome Palette: Shades of golden yellow and orange evoke classic cheddar vibes and keep the look bright.
Clean, Modern Typography: A mix of bold and regular type enhances readability and emphasizes the punchline.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial, resists glare, and showcases every hue vividly.
Size Flexibility: A6 for intimate notes; A5 for a bolder statement.
 
Let the “Vintage Cheese Wisdom” card remind them that, like fine cheddar, some things only get better with age and erm washing regularly!