Birthday Card – “Clown Roast”
Send some side-splitting birthday wishes with this wild and wacky clown card! Featuring a chaotic cartoon clown and the bold message “Happy Birthday Bitch!”, this card is ideal for friends with a wicked sense of humour who love things loud, fun, and slightly unhinged.
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Have a great day!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Full-Colour Clown Illustration: A mischievous, red-haired clown in striped overalls and a jaunty flowered hat peeks in to up the birthday hijinks.
Bold, Unapologetic Greeting: The “Happy Birthday Bitch!” line delivers maximum sass and unforgettable attitude.
Clean White Canvas: Keeps focus on the vibrant character and punch-in-the-gut humour.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial in hand and ensures colours pop without glare.
Size Flexibility: A6 for a compact roast; A5 for a grand statement.
Perfect for Besties with Attitude: A hilariously edgy design that’s ideal for close friends who can handle a little friendly fire.
Let this “Clown Roast” card clown around on their big day because sometimes only a little bitchy humour will do!
Humour Card
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