Humour / Birthday Card – If I Wish You a Happy Birthday… Will You F* Off?!**
For that one friend who knows your love comes wrapped in sarcasm and insults, this hilariously blunt birthday card features the eternally unimpressed Hostile Cat. Sporting a party hat and throwing side-eye under a glittery disco ball, it delivers a message that’s part celebration, part shut-up-and-go-away. Perfect for the sassiest of friendships!
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Happy Birthday...Bye then."
What you’ll love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Versatile: Perfect for family, friends and colleagues who speak fluent sarcasm
Design: Bold and funny with a touch of disco
Series: Part of our "Twat Cat" series cards!
Hostile Cat’s signature scowl paired with party vibes, a brutally honest birthday message sure to get a laugh
Humour Card
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