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Humour / Birthday Card – If I Wish You a Happy Birthday… Will You F* Off?!**
For that one friend who knows your love comes wrapped in sarcasm and insults, this hilariously blunt birthday card features the eternally unimpressed Hostile Cat. Sporting a party hat and throwing side-eye under a glittery disco ball, it delivers a message that’s part celebration, part shut-up-and-go-away. Perfect for the sassiest of friendships!

 

Product Details:

  • Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card

  • Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)

  • Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel

  • Envelope: Included (plain white)

  • Interior: "Happy Birthday...Bye then."

 

What you’ll love:

  • Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.

  • Versatile: Perfect for family, friends and colleagues who speak fluent sarcasm

  • Design: Bold and funny with a touch of disco

  • Series: Part of our "Twat Cat" series cards!

 

Hostile Cat’s signature scowl paired with party vibes, a brutally honest birthday message sure to get a laugh

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