Humour / Birthday Card – Twat Cat’s Gift Ultimatum
Twat Cat is back with another no-nonsense birthday message! This card features the grumpiest cat around, clutching a dead mouse and warning: “I bought you a birthday present. You’d better not exchange it.” The perfect card for someone with a wicked sense of humour.
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Hope you have a nice day."
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Starring: Features the famously moody Twat Cat
Lovers of: Dark humour meets birthday celebration in a perfect combo
Perfect for: A hilarious pick for mates who love cheeky, offbeat cards
Design: Bold illustration and colourful text make it stand out
Series: Part of our "Twat Cat" series cards!
Twat cats been out all night terrorising the neighbourhood, any present from Twat Cat is rare, very, very rare so no re-gifting allowed ~ or else!
Humour Card
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Please note: colours may look slightly different in print, depending on your viewing screen and lighting conditions. We always print in high quality with colour management controls, doing our very best to make sure your print looks just as good in real life as it does on screen when viewed.
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