Get Well Soon Humour Card – Bitchy Cat Weight Loss Zinger
Who says sick days can’t come with sass? This hilariously rude get well card features a grumpy cat and the brutally honest quote: “At least all the weight loss will make you look good.” Perfect for friends with a sharp sense of humour who’ll appreciate the bite with their recovery wishes.
Product Details:
- Card Type: Get Well Soon Humour Card
- Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
- Stock: 300gsm matte card for true-to-tone colour and a smooth, non-glare finish
- Envelope: Plain white envelope included
- Interior: "Get well soon!"
What You’ll Love:
- Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
- Sassy Humour: Bold, witty quote brings a chuckle when they need it most.
- Charming Cat Illustration: Fluffy grumpy cat with mismatched eyes adds personality.
- Contrasting Typography: Clean headline paired with casual quote font for visual interest.
- Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial and showcases every detail without glare.
- Envelope Included: Ready for mailing or hand-delivery.
- Part of our: "Twat Cat" series cards!
Send a dash of feline snark and speedy recovery wishes with this sassy cat get well soon humour card!
Humour Card
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