Birthday Card – Sweary Bear “Envy This Body”
Bold, cheeky, and confident – just like the person you're buying for! This hilarious birthday card features Sweary Bear rocking a t-shirt that reads “ENVY THIS BODY BITCHES” and a sassy message about still being “f*ckin’ fit.” It’s the perfect card for someone who’s proud to age disgracefully!
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Have a great day"
What you’ll love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Design: Sassy design with serious confidence energy
Versatile: Great for family, friends and colleagues who still turn heads
Cheeky Humour: A perfect mix of cute and rude humour, guaranteed to get a laugh
Series: Part of our "Sweary Bear" series cards!
Let “Sweary Bear” strut his stuff and show the world that Birthdays just a number when your a fit fucker!
Humour Card
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