Humour / Birthday Card – Sweary Bear in the Woods
A wild birthday laugh for the friend who isn’t shy about where they’ve done their business! Featuring Sweary Bear proudly declaring “Yes, I’ve sh*t in the woods before!” and a cheeky follow-up line for the recipient, this hilariously inappropriate card is perfect for outdoorsy types, campers, or anyone with a love of sweary humour.
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "At least you ain't got so much fur!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Roguish Teddy Illustration: A sweet-looking bear in a yellow tee delivers a hilariously blunt punchline.
Wilderness Backdrop: Lush forest scene amplifies the cheeky cabin-in-the-wild theme.
Bold Typography Mix: Flowing “Happy Birthday” script atop meets casual, lower-case quip at the bottom for dynamic contrast.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick stock resists glare and shows every detail crisply.
Size Versatility: A6 for a pocket-sized roast; A5 for a bolder statement.
Perfect for Rugged Humour: A delightfully irreverent card for friends who love cheeky outdoor banter.
Let “Sweary Bear” remind them that birthdays and bathroom humour are best enjoyed off the beaten path!
Humour Card
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