Birthday Card – Still No Curtains (Baby Reindeer Inspired)
Straight from the chaotic energy of Baby Reindeer fandom comes this blunt and brilliant birthday card. With a dry, deadpan delivery and a now-iconic line about beef curtains, this card is perfect for anyone who loves cringe humour, dark comedy, or unhinged telly references.
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Happy Birthday"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Hilarious Message: A countdown of “41,071 emails, 350 hours of voicemail, 744 tweets, 46 Facebook messages, 106 letters…and you still haven’t hung my beef curtains!” delivers maximum comedic impact.
Text-Style Layout: White sans-serif text on charcoal grey mimics a casual “Sent from my iPhone” alert for modern relatability.
Clean, Minimalist Design: Keeps the focus squarely on the hilarious copy, ensuring every number hits home.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial in hand and resists glare, enhancing text legibility.
Size Flexibility: A6 for a compact roast; A5 for a bolder statement.
Perfect for lover's of snarky remarks: Ideal for anyone who appreciates a cheeky jab wrapped in modern humour.
Send birthday greetings that really stick, with the “Beef Curtains iPhone Roast” card, they’ll never forget to hang those curtains…or your card!
Humour Card
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