Chaotic Birthday Card – “You Are F*cking Special”
For that one friend who’s a glorious mess and proud of it. Whether they’re licking windows or headbutting life’s challenges, this card is a swear-filled celebration of their special kind of magic.
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Stay different you gorgeous weirdo!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Unfiltered Humour: “I don’t care if you lick windows, occasionally pee on yourself, eat crayons or run into walls…” opens with laugh-out-loud honesty.
Heartfelt Punchline: “I’m not going anywhere fam… you are f*cking special!!!” reminds them they’re loved, quirks and all.
Playful Illustration: A wide-eyed, tongue-out kid graphic captures that perfectly imperfect childhood vibe.
Bold “Happy Birthday” Text: Cheerful, multicoloured lettering anchors the design with classic birthday flair.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial and resists glare, showcasing every vibrant detail.
Size Flexibility: A6 for sweet, pocket-sized notes; A5 for a bolder statement.
Turn their messy moments into memorable laughs with the “Little Ray of Sunshine Roast” card, after all everyone is special in their own brilliantly chaotic way!
Humour Card
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