Chaotic Birthday Card – “You Are F*cking Special”
For that one friend who’s a glorious mess and proud of it. Whether they’re licking windows or headbutting life’s challenges, this card is a swear-filled celebration of their special kind of magic.
Product Details:
Card Type: Humour / Birthday Card
Sizes: A6 (105 × 148 mm) or A5 (148 × 210 mm)
Media: Premium 300gsm matte card stock for vibrant colour fidelity and a premium feel
Envelope: Included (plain white)
Interior: "Stay different you gorgeous weirdo!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank.
Unfiltered Humour: “I don’t care if you lick windows, occasionally pee on yourself, eat crayons or run into walls…” opens with laugh-out-loud honesty.
Heartfelt Punchline: “I’m not going anywhere fam… you are f*cking special!!!” reminds them they’re loved, quirks and all.
Playful Illustration: A wide-eyed, tongue-out kid graphic captures that perfectly imperfect childhood vibe.
Bold “Happy Birthday” Text: Cheerful, multicoloured lettering anchors the design with classic birthday flair.
Premium Matte Finish: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial and resists glare, showcasing every vibrant detail.
Size Flexibility: A6 for sweet, pocket-sized notes; A5 for a bolder statement.
Turn their messy moments into memorable laughs with the “Little Ray of Sunshine Roast” card, after all everyone is special in their own brilliantly chaotic way!
Humour Card
We print and pack every order with care, aiming to dispatch within 24 hours. Each one is sent in a sturdy board-backed envelope for protection.
Please note: colours may look slightly different in print, depending on your viewing screen and lighting conditions. We always print in high quality with colour management controls, doing our very best to make sure your print looks just as good in real life as it does on screen when viewed.
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