New Baby Card – Your Baby Stinks
Celebrate the joys (and the honest smells) of parenthood with this hilariously cheeky new baby card! Featuring bold blue text and the punchline “Your wonderful new baby makes me realize not having a baby stinks” it’s a funny and sarcastic twist on the usual congratulations.
Product Details:
Product Details:
Product Type: Humour / New Baby Card
Sizes:
A6: 105 × 148 mm
A5: 148 × 210 mm
Media: Premium 300 gsm matte card stock (non-glare, premium feel)
Envelope: Included (plain white; to fit A6 or A5 ordered card)
Interior: "You made a tiny person!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Stick with the default greeting, pen your own sweet note, or leave it blank, totally up to you.
Cheeky humour: A playful take on the new‑baby craze is sure to get a smile.
Bold design: Vibrant turquoise lettering creates instant impact.
Versatile: Ideal for friends, family or colleagues welcoming their new-born.
Premium quality: Thick 300gsm stock feels substantial and looks fantastic on display.
Dispatch: Lovingly printed and shipped from the UK
Ready to welcome the little one with a laugh?
Add this Baby Stinks card to your basket and share your congratulations!
New Baby Card
We print and pack every order with care, aiming to dispatch within 24 hours. Each one is sent in a sturdy board-backed envelope for protection.
Please note: colours may look slightly different in print, depending on your viewing screen and lighting conditions. We always print in high quality with colour management controls, doing our very best to make sure your print looks just as good in real life as it does on screen when viewed.
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