Sarcastic New Baby Card
Sarcastic New Baby Card - Snidey Cat Humour
Welcome the new arrival with a side of savage humour! This brutally funny New baby card features Snidey Cat delivering an unforgettable message: “Commiserations on the loss of your perfect, tight vagina.” Ideal for close friends with zero filter and a love for dark humour.
Product Details:
Product Type: New Baby Card
Sizes:
A6: 105 × 148 mm
A5: 148 × 210 mm
Media: Premium 300 gsm matte card stock (non-glare, premium feel)
Envelope: Included (plain white; to fit A6 or A5 ordered card)
Interior: "The baby's cute though, so it was all worth it ( Right..??)"
What you’ll love:
Personalise: Stick with the default greeting, pen your own sweet note, or leave it blank, totally up to you.
Humour: Outrageously cheeky message from Snidey Cat, an hilariously untraditional way to say “Congrats on the baby”
Design: Adorably grumpy cat illustration to soften the blow
Versatile: Perfect for mates who appreciate bold, unapologetic humour
Series: Just one of our "Twat Cat" series cards! go take a look for the others!
Dispatch: Lovingly printed and shipped from the UK
Ready for that death stare yet?
Purchase a card that will certainly get that glare along with heaps of laughter with this sarcastic New baby card
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