New Home Card – “What you’re really like!!”
Welcome new homeowners with a dash of humour using this “What you’re really like!!” card. On a warm cream background, playful black lettering arches above a charming, hand-painted cottage illustration featuring a terracotta tiled roof, arched windows, and a sturdy wooden door. Below, a cheeky subtext reads, “Well, until the neighbours realise what you’re really like!” in crisp serif type, guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone who’s just moved in. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues, this design strikes the ideal balance between heartfelt congratulations and light hearted fun.
Product Details:
Product Type: New Home Card
Sizes:
A6: 105 × 148 mm
A5: 148 × 210 mm
Media: Premium 300 gsm matte card stock for a premium, non-glare finish
Envelope: Included (plain white, fits both sizes)
Interior: "Enjoy!"
What You’ll Love:
Personalisation: Use the default message within, personalise with your own heartfelt statement or ask for it to be left blank to pen a heartfelt greeting of your own
Playful Headline Typography: The “Happy New Home!” message is presented in bold, hand-drawn brush lettering with a slight drop shadow, emphasising warm congratulations while adding playful energy.
Whimsical Cottage Illustration: A lovingly painted house motif in terracotta, cream, and deep teal accents captures that fresh-start feeling. The cottage’s textured roof tiles, rounded windows, and rustic wooden door evoke cosy charm and instantly convey “home sweet home.”
Cheeky Subtext: Below the house, the line “Well, until the neighbours realise what you’re really like!” is set in a clean serif font, adding a humorous twist that resonates with anyone settling into a new neighbourhood.
Warm Cream Backdrop: The gentle cream-coloured background lends the card a welcoming, friendly vibe, making the illustration and text pop without overwhelming the eye.
Premium Matte Finish: Printed on thick 300 gsm matte stock, this card offers a luxurious feel in hand. The non-glare surface showcases the cottage’s hand-painted details and bold lettering crisply, perfect for framing or displaying.
Versatile Size Options: Choose A6 for a classic, pocket-friendly card size or A5 for a bolder presentation.
Ideal for All Home-Senders: Whether you’re congratulating first-time buyers, friends moving to a rental, or family members upgrading homes, this card’s mix of sincere well-wishes and light humour makes it perfect for any new-home celebration.
Celebrate the excitement and inevitable neighbourly surprises with this “What you’re really like!” card, where every brushstroke and witty line brightens a fresh start.
New Home Card
We print and pack every order with care, aiming to dispatch within 24 hours. Each one is sent in a sturdy board-backed envelope for protection.
Please note: colours may look slightly different in print, depending on your viewing screen and lighting conditions. We always print in high quality with colour management controls, doing our very best to make sure your print looks just as good in real life as it does on screen when viewed.
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