Leaving Card – Be Gone FFS Brutal Goodbye
If someone keeps saying they’re leaving but still hasn’t budged, this brutally funny leaving card is the perfect send-off. Featuring bold blue lettering and a mock-frustrated message "I head that you're leaving? An yet, you're still ruddy here! Be off with ya, stop loitering and hanging about, c'mon now be gone FFS" it’s ideal for colleagues, friends, or that one person who just won't take the hint. It's playful, cheeky, and straight to the point!
Product Details:
Product Type: Leaving Card
Sizes:
A6: 105 × 148 mm
A5: 148 × 210 mm
Media: Premium 300 gsm matte card stock (non-glare, premium feel)
Envelope: Included (plain white; to fit A6 or A5 ordered card)
Interior: "We'll Miss You Really" with smiley face logo
What You’ll Love:
Personalise: Use the default message, change for a personal note or leave blank
Playful typography: Bold aqua accents draw the eye to the funniest lines
Cheeky message: Witty send‑off that breaks the tension and sparks smiles
Premium quality: Sturdy 300gsm stock feels substantial in hand
Versatile use: Great for colleagues, friends or anyone on the move
Dispatch: Lovingly printed and shipped from the UK
Ready to send them off with a laugh and a kick up the rear?
Add this brutal goodbye leaving card to your basket and deliver your boldest, cheekiest goodbye yet!
Leaving Card
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