Leaving Card – You Are Dead to Us
This darkly funny leaving card says exactly what everyone's thinking - but with a gory twist. With blood-drip red text and spooky font styling, it’s the perfect way to send off a colleague, friend, or co-worker who’s heading off to a new job, location, or chapter in life. "We really can't believe you are leaving. This place will be dead quiet without you around. To us you will be greatly missed" A cheeky nod to how much they’ll be missed… or not!
Product Details:
Product Type: Leaving Card / Humour
Sizes:
A6: 105 × 148 mm
A5: 148 × 210 mm
Media: Premium 300 gsm matte card stock (non-glare, premium feel)
Envelope: Included (plain white; to fit A6 or A5 ordered card)
Interior: "Good luck in your new job!."
What You’ll Love:
Your personal touch: Stick with the default greeting, pen your own sweet note, or leave it blank, totally up to you.
Witty design: Drippy red highlights draw attention to the funniest lines.
Playful contrast: Soft green backdrop and cursive text keep the tone light and friendly.
Versatile: Perfect for colleagues, teammates or friends moving on to new adventures.
Premium feel: Thick 300gsm card feels substantial in hand and looks great on display.
Dispatch: Lovingly printed and shipped from the UK
Ready to send them off with a laugh?
Add this you are dead to us leaving card to your basket and share your cheekiest goodbye!
Leaving Card
We print and pack every order with care, aiming to dispatch within 24 hours. Each one is sent in a sturdy board-backed envelope for protection.
Please note: colours may look slightly different in print, depending on your viewing screen and lighting conditions. We always print in high quality with colour management controls, doing our very best to make sure your print looks just as good in real life as it does on screen when viewed.
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